Wankers, Just wanted to let you know a bit of what you missed tonite at the Triangle Hash #49 Richard Simmons and Trash Thirsty Thursday. Ear Shot and I hared a lovely trail, ran only by Bubba Gump and Use A ScrewDriver. Literally, ES and I went to Sammy's and ate chicken wings and drank beer while they went and ran a trail by lake Wheeler. Hey, it was raining cats and dogs! We then met back up at Sammy's and then went to Cock Jockey's pad for some Tippy Cup. Ear Shot, Cock Jockey, and I all had to wear bras to which we all said we felt like Ass Spelunker. Just Jimmy got locked in Cock Jockey's bathroom and I saved him. He says I did not save him, he got himself out and that I just came over and laughed at him. Do you blame me?! Anyways, Bubba Gump was Cock Jockey's tippy cup apprentice and he went on to beat her so she had to wear the bra on her ass. I think it was Ear Shots coaching with the bean thing! Well, I best get going to bed before this letter turns out to be as long as Trashy's. We had a great time and I must say this is the first hash I have ever been to that I did not get my ass grabbed. Am I turning over a new leaf? BTW, as acting GM of the Triangle we named Just Jimmy to Use a ScrewDriver with reference to locking himself in the bathroom, though it was hard to turn down Juggernaut Bitch and Rusty Trombone. See all you wankers this Wednesday at the Larrikin's and remember to have safe sex this holiday weekend, Wing Whore