Everyone break out your shortest shorts and cum on out.
Your returning hare: Spontaneous Cumbustion

*WHERE*: RBC area - Parking lot behind trees at SW corner of Edwards Mill and Trinity Road: 1201 Edwards Mill Road.
*START MAP*: http://tinyurl.com/megu2u
*WHEN*: Happy 3/4-hr at 6:30, trail ~ 7:10
*BRING*: BYOB. $1 hash cash, $2 if no BYOB. Expect shiggy and everything that goes with it, 2 beer stops (so says the hare).
*ON-AFTER*: Brickhouse Sports Pub, 3801 Hillsborough St
*ON-AFTER MAP*: http://tinyurl.com/lze4z7

Questions, useless advice: 919.830.3687

Come for the beer, stay for the harriettes; it's another Larrikins first Wednesday hash!

This week we'll be roaming the suburban landscape near Leesville Rd. and 540 in search of shiggy, beer checks and lost virgins. On-after is at the Leesville Taproom with an excellent beer selection and tasty food. Your hares will be Fag in a Bag (again?) and mystery guest hare!

*WHERE*: Behind Leesville Taproom near Leesville Rd. and 540. Grocery store nearby if you need to buy your beer there.
*MAP*: *http://tinyurl.com/l2swcd*
*WHEN*: Start drinking at 6:30, start hashing at 7:10
*BRING*: It's Larrikins, so, BRING BEER! Also, $1 hash cash, VIRGINS, bug spray, whistle, and can we get some damn VIRGINS this time?!
*ON-AFTER:* Around the corner at Leesville Taproom

Questions? Concerns? Crash space? Booty Call? Dial 607-2424 for a good time.

"Nature Walk" Hash

Cum celebrate National Wetlands Month ( http://www.epa.gov/wetlands/awm/ ) with the Larrikins! We'll be taking a tour of the lovely wetlands near Lake Crabtree. You're sure to see some exciting wildlife like herons, geese, and drunken wankers falling in mud!

WHAT: "Nature Walk" Hash
WHERE: Northgate Ct, Morrisville, NC (Other side of I-40 from RDU Airport)
MAP: http://tinyurl.com/o6vddh
WHEN: Wednesday is a hashing day, May 20th, 6:30 start drinking, ~7:10 start hashing
BRING: Beer for circle, beer for trail, beer for drinking, beer for bathing, DEET, $1 hash cash, VIRGINS, old towel, spare clothes for on after, possibly illumination, dogs (optional)
ON AFTER: Oh'Mulligans, just one exit up I-40 (http://www.ohmulligans.com/)

Questions? Call Fag in a Bag at (919) 607-2424

Saturday, June 6th - Mongolian BIKE BASH
1pm - 4:30pm
Hare: Gator Hater
Where: LoneRider Brewing Company
Hash Cash: $6
What? Bring a Mountain Bike, cash, a great attitude and be ready to drink some kick'n beer.

Yes, it is the day before the Mongol Movie night at Amra's (5pm Sunday, June 7th) and there is an art walk the night before...so make a weekend out of it if you are within a days drive (or flight) of the Triangle area of North Carolina.

http://sleeplessrallyteam.ning.com/xn/detail/2375182:Event:3101

Time to stock up on emergency supplies, it's Hurricane playoff season.

WHAT: Hash, beer, hockey, beer, you get the idea. Don't like hockey? No problem, there'll be lots of beer.
WHEN: May 6th, 2009 - Happy 1/2 hour at 6:30, pack off around 7
WHERE: Meet just east of Cameron Village at gravel parking lot at corner of Cameron St and Smallwood Drive. If parking is full, park on Cameron toward the ball field & track. (Just click on the map's satellite view...)
MAP: http://tinyurl.com/cma3fy

HOW: BYOB! No excuses, grocery is nearby, or try Peace St Market for an incredible selection.
HASH CASH: $1 (for flour and ice)
ON-AFTER: Village Draft House, Cameron Village
ON-AFTER MAP: http://tinyurl.com/dzzebl

Want more hashes? Host a 5th Wed. or 5th Fri. Larrikins pick-up hash. It's easy - pick a place and buy the flour/ice. We'll post the info. It doesn't get any easier than that.
Want something a little more intense? Then host a TWAT hash - the only rule is that it's a live hare trail. So you better not get caught on a TWAT!

I R*n Shiggy Trails and Xing Hash !!

WHAT: Celebrate your refund or mourn your tax bill with a trail and some beer. Late filer? Screw it and hash anyway, that's what filing extensions are for.

WHEN: April 15th, 2009 - Happy 1/2 hour at 6:30, pack off around 7
WHERE: Behind Harris Teeter at the corner of Maynard and Harrison in Cary
MAP: http://tinyurl.com/dffxj7
D'erections: From 40, exit at Harrison Ave. Take Harrison towards Cary (away from Umstead Park) until you see an Arby's and KFC on your right. Harris Teeter is on your left, park in the back.
BEER: BYOB! Splurge with that refund, circle works much better with actual beer.
HASH CASH: $1 (for flour and ice)
ON-AFTER: Sunset Grill (also at the corner of Maynard and Harrison in Cary - See MAP above).

Oozing rashes, random discharges, and questions about the start location can be directed at Fag in a Bag: (919) 607-2424

The 2009 anal Running of the Nerds will be on Wed. April 1st...April Fool's Day.

RAIN OR SHINE - We have a precipitation plan, should it be needed, so no excuses!

WHO: If technology gives you a rise. If the DNA Sequence is just another number to you. If you have a calculator next to the toilet. If you have half a mind to drink and the other half is working a plotter for a map of the next trail you'll hare. If you were squeezed from a hole
or torn from a bloody opening then YOU, that is who.

WHAT: Bushna & Gator will Hare the "nerdous hashilarious" in the
heart of North Carolina in our beloved Capital City!

WHEN: Meet at 6:30p, hares off at 7p.

WHERE: Gravel Lot behind Char Grill off of Boylan, N of Hillsborough.
Go here for map http://tinyurl.com/3b4u4r

HOW: 12 oz. x 2 or 3 or as many beers that you can consume...you do the math. $2 Hash Cash. Coolers, ice & some beer provided.
ID and Cash needed on Trail.

ATTIRE: It IS a NERD event. Don't bring any wankers…they better be NERDS. Goodwill is down the road and plaid is in bloom. Come dressed to
impress. Polyester is encouraged. NERDS ONLY! NERDS ONLY! Ok, we'll allow a few plain ole GEEKS.

ON-AFTER: Boylan Bridge Brew Pub or Tobacco Road...we havent decided.

As the weather gets warmer and days get longer, you wankers have less and less of an excuse for not coming out to Wednesday night Larrikins. It's going to be 70 degrees on Wednesday and not dark until 7:45! This week we will be meeting in the north Six Forks area, near 540 for your hashing convenience.

Hares: Aiken for Cock and short-straw winner (loser?)
Meet: Behind Lowe's Foods on Strickland Rd.
Map: http://tinyurl.com/cr9j6y
When: Happy 1/2 hour starts at 6:30 (BYOB!), hares off around 7
On-After: Rudino's Rooftop http://tinyurl.com/chhuuw

BRING: beer!, $1 hash cash, VIRGINS!, more beer, illumination, the hash shit if you got it

DO NOT BRING: a jacket, for the first time since November we can hash without freezing our asses off!

Questions about the location, on after, or your sexuality: (919) 607-2424

On on,
Fag in a Bag

Been a naughty wanker? Good! But before you mend your ways, here's a Time Out for more beer!

WHAT: Larrikins TIME OUT Hash in RTP

WHEN: Happy half-hour at 6:30, hares away at ~7

WHERE: Time Out Bar & Grill, 4310 S Miami Blvd, Durham, NC
http://tinyurl.com/c8d53p
Meat in the back corner of the parking lot

WHY: You need a reason...?

TO BRING: $1 hash cash and BYOB, shiggy gear, more beer, VIRGINS, illumination, cash for on-after beer

Questions, complaints, drunk dials: (919) 607-2424

ON ON,
Fag in a Bag